Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I am interested in gang stalking tactics. How do covert agents use street theater and false narratives to torment targeted individuals?

I see through liars

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I have complete contempt for traitorism

My stepmother has banned me from the family. Can she legally keep me from going to my father's funeral?

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

What is the most craziest dream you ever had?

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

Atheists claim that Earth is 10 billion years old, yet there are no fossils that old. What do you have to say for yourselves for lying?

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

Does the Lil Wayne song ‘Lollipop’ refers to a Lollipop sweet or a metaphor?

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

Breast cancer makes Hull man 'feel like an imposter' - BBC

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

Bicycling tied to reduced dementia risk and greater hippocampal volume retention - Medical Xpress

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

Do Republicans realize that the power of the people is invested in 'representative government'? If so, why did they elect a pathological liar?

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I actually pay taxes

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

Why did you put a guy’s dick in your mouth the first time?

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I have complete contempt for fakery

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

What methods do private investigators use to investigate someone in real life?

I know who the president of Turkey really is

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

How is digital marketing important for business?

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I have a reading level above third grade

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I can count

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I don’t buy bullshit

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I can read

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I understand how hurricane paths work

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

I don’t cotton to rapists

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”